Faye smiled at the kiss, both enjoying the accompanying warm and squishy feelings his words inspired and pointedly ignoring that part of her brain was firing off a klaxon at how long she'd been in Fandom and why.

Ignoring that for now.

"Yeah, a lot of people seem to stay kinda by accident," Faye noted, which was her story, personally, and she'd stick to it. "Maybe it's all the attacking candy canes and middle of the night fire alarms. Can't get that anywhere else."

You probably could, actually.