I actually have updates! And I was real bored. Really, really bored.

( You can't tell the age of a woman by looking at her )

( Then, why don't you burn the sparkly outfit and become a cop? You want to be a superhero. You want to be famous. But nobody's famous alone )

( As Ms. Adler remarks in her masthead, 'know when you are beaten' )

( I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under )